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 Hey, this is Mark. I'm currently away and unable to answer your call. If you leave a name, number, and message I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible...

(A pause.) 

Unless your a spam call, then go to hell. Not interested. No habla ingles... I don't want your service or product and my computer is working just fine, thank you very much. 

In any case, Watney out.

HMD

 How am I doing with this Space Dork? Have any ideas, questions, or comments for how I can improve or what I am doing right? Please leave them!

Mind you, I have only one rule for this...

Don't be a dick. Constructive criticism is amazing, but flat out flaming is not. You will be deleted and banned if you go that route.